Google News 09/15: Anti-vax demonstrator assaults state Congressmen

…in a deeply primal act involving bodily fluids

Last Friday, a 43 year-old woman walked into the California state Senate building and threw what looked to be a used menstrual cup at lawmakers, dousing some of them in blood. Senator Scott Weiner, who was lucky enough not to be in the splash zone, quickly ID’ed the perpetrator as one of the anti-vax demonstrators who had gathered in a nearby gallery.